Morgan: Mama, can we go to that haunted house?
Me: Which one honey?
Morgan: The one on that sign? There. It says, XXX haunted house. That means extra scary right?
Me: Um no, I don't think we'll be going to that one.
Morgan: Mom, I promise I won't get to scared. I swear, I'll sleep in my own bed.
Bailey: You can sleep with me sissy, when you get scared.
Me: No, it's not that. It's an adult only kinda of a haunted house. XXX means adults only.
Morgan: Oh. Are you sure mom?
Me: Yeah. I am. It's just for adults.
Morgan: Like wine?
Me: Yeah, but one day, you'll like wine. By the time you are old enough to go to that haunted house, you won't want to go.
Morgan: Oh I will mom, I know I will. But I'll never drink wine, it's too stinky.
Me: Ok, lets have this conversation in ten years or so.
Morgan: I won't change my mind.
Me: I'll bet you that you'll likey the wine.
Morgan: Mama, you are sooo weird.
Bailey: I like beer mommy.
And that mother of the year award has officially slipped me by.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Not gonna happen
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HAHAHAHA that is so great!
"Oh I will mom, I know I will. But I'll never drink wine, it's too stinky."
LMAO. Gotta love the quotes. It's only so long until they realize what they're saying... Enjoy it while you can! *sigh*
ROFL ... "I like beer Mommy." That is just too funny!
Oh my gosh, that's hysterical.
Funny how the XXX stuff loses it's appeal and the alcohol only gains.
Seriously? They have xxx rated haunted houses? I have never heard of such!
But, you'll never find me anywhere near a haunted ANYTHING. Never EVER. I do NOT do haunted. I'm looking for someone to take my kids because they desperately want to go (dh is working at all available times, of course) but I can't take them. I just can't.
Oh, and Drew says he likes beer, too :-) I think our kids would really hit it off!
I tell my son to go get me a beer. Thank God he knows it's root beer and we laugh about it. It'll probably bite me in the ass sooner or later.
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